Sailing Party Rules
...as learned onboard the 150-foot schooner sailboat,
Eleonora:
- If you own the boat, you're exempt from the "No Shoes On Deck" rule.
- The scenery can be as great as the sailing.
- Exercise extreme caution while accepting champagne refills if you are standing less than a foot from the edge.
- If you choose to wear a hat, beware of quick summertime winds.
- Unless there is cute boat crew to rescue it!
- Get a tour of the boat from the designer himself.
- Don't let your shoes be the cutest part of your outfit.
- If the boat is a-rockin', you better start a-dockin'!
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