Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Sailing Party Rules

Sailing Party Rules
...as learned onboard the 150-foot schooner sailboat, Eleonora:

  • If you own the boat, you're exempt from the "No Shoes On Deck" rule.

  • The scenery can be as great as the sailing.

  • Exercise extreme caution while accepting champagne refills if you are standing less than a foot from the edge.

  • If you choose to wear a hat, beware of quick summertime winds.

  • Unless there is cute boat crew to rescue it!

  • Get a tour of the boat from the designer himself.

  • Don't let your shoes be the cutest part of your outfit.

  • If the boat is a-rockin', you better start a-dockin'!

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